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Formed by King Henry VII shortly after he seized the crown on the field of battle in 1485, WhyImBroke has always been an amusing and interesting source for intriguing products. King Henry is rarely given credit for possessing the sagacity to create a web-site hundreds of years before the Internet or computers were even invented, but his legacy still lives on today. Although originally designed to cater to England’s more wealthy patrons, WhyImBroke now features a wide range of products for every budget.
Whether you are searching for that perfect gift, or you’re just bored at work and want to waste some time on the company dollar, we are here to help. Our staff of thousands of dedicated writers is constantly prowling the Internet for great new products like a starved lion would the plains of Africa for a fresh meal. That’s right, all of our staff members act like maddened, wild animals – we’ve sacrificed our humanity just to make sure you have cool products to browse.
You are more important to our millions of employees than you will ever know. I even have your picture hanging on my wall, right next to my bed, so your beautiful face is the last thing I see before I go to sleep each night.